daishutian (daishutian) wrote,
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In which Mari and Dai take over chat to discuss LotR; RotK Pt1

SucrePluie: (8:37:41 PM) *getting through the opening production image thingies then*
daishutian: (8:37:48 PM) oooh
SucrePluie: (8:38:10 PM) okay I think I'm at the beginning
SucrePluie: (8:38:12 PM) ready?

daishutian: (8:38:18 PM) ready!
SucrePluie: (8:38:29 PM) go
Krimzonerol: (8:38:31 PM) *lol*
daishutian: (8:38:42 PM) ...wait, define production stuff
SucrePluie: (8:38:43 PM) oh crap another production intro thingy...new line cinema
SucrePluie: (8:38:43 PM) ffff

daishutian: (8:38:53 PM) okay, we're at the same place c:
daishutian: (8:39:06 PM) TITLE

SucrePluie: (8:39:09 PM) XD I'm at the third one that says New Line Cinema presents
daishutian: (8:39:17 PM) I SEE A WORM
SucrePluie: (8:39:19 PM) Wingnut films....
SucrePluie: (8:39:25 PM) TITLE
SucrePluie: (8:39:29 PM) |D

daishutian: (8:39:31 PM) ...*pauses*
SucrePluie: (8:39:34 PM) aaand.......WORM
SucrePluie: (8:39:40 PM) OMNOM

daishutian: (8:39:41 PM) eww
Krimzonerol: (8:39:44 PM) you guys are very entertaining.
daishutian: (8:39:49 PM) he looks better as a crack head
SucrePluie: (8:39:53 PM) AUGH WORM CRUELTY
SucrePluie: (8:39:55 PM) yes
SucrePluie: (8:40:02 PM) the riverfolk look is.....odd

daishutian: (8:40:03 PM) HE GOTTA FISH
SucrePluie: (8:40:09 PM) HE GOT ONE
SucrePluie: (8:40:15 PM) HE'S GOT A FISH SMEAGOL

daishutian: (8:40:15 PM) WHEEEEE
SucrePluie: (8:40:19 PM) GO ON GO ON
SucrePluie: (8:40:20 PM) splash

daishutian: (8:40:25 PM) FISHY FISHY
DuoGirlAK: (8:40:34 PM) We likes fishes precious.
SucrePluie: (8:40:38 PM) he's just gettind draaagged along
daishutian: (8:40:43 PM) SHINEY
Krimzonerol: (8:40:45 PM) /popcorn
SucrePluie: (8:40:47 PM) XD
SucrePluie: (8:40:57 PM) OH right, I can't breath under water

daishutian: (8:41:02 PM) heh, that reminds me of Gollum accepting awards
SucrePluie: (8:41:07 PM) Oh my gooood yes
daishutian: (8:41:08 PM) ...I think I'm a bit ahead
Krimzonerol: (8:41:09 PM) omfg that was hilarious
daishutian: (8:41:21 PM) PISS OFF SERKIS
SucrePluie: (8:41:22 PM) maybe
SucrePluie: (8:41:27 PM) he's toying with it in his hand right now
SucrePluie: (8:41:29 PM) it's muddy

daishutian: (8:41:33 PM) I see smeagle
SucrePluie: (8:41:33 PM) and Smeagol is JUST catching up
SucrePluie: (8:41:46 PM) okay they're bot checkin' it out
SucrePluie: (8:41:50 PM) my love jfkdlsa;jf

daishutian: (8:41:55 PM) IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
daishutian: (8:41:57 PM) I WANTS IT

SucrePluie: (8:41:59 PM) because it's my birthday!
SucrePluie: (8:42:01 PM) and I wants it!
SucrePluie: (8:42:05 PM) *creeper*

daishutian: (8:42:12 PM) HUGS 8D
Krimzonerol: (8:42:13 PM) /highly entertained
SucrePluie: (8:42:13 PM) FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
SucrePluie: (8:42:20 PM) MANLY GRUNTING

daishutian: (8:42:25 PM) HUG FACE WITH HANDS
SucrePluie: (8:42:26 PM) I'M GIVING BIRTH TO THE RING
SucrePluie: (8:42:33 PM) OR I'M CONSTIPATED
SucrePluie: (8:42:34 PM) ahahahaha

daishutian: (8:42:36 PM) HUG THROAT WITH HANDS
Krimzonerol: (8:42:38 PM) lajsldkfjalskdjflasdjfalhsgkjldsf
SucrePluie: (8:42:44 PM) *dying*
SucrePluie: (8:42:50 PM) I think you're a bit ahead.

daishutian: (8:42:50 PM) *TWITCH
SucrePluie: (8:42:55 PM) *flail*
daishutian: (8:42:55 PM) just a tad
daishutian: (8:43:05 PM) *DED*

SucrePluie: (8:43:10 PM) ahahahah
daishutian: (8:43:20 PM) ...:o
SucrePluie: (8:43:26 PM) opens hand
daishutian: (8:43:27 PM) ooh, shiney
SucrePluie: (8:43:29 PM) oh look it's a ring
daishutian: (8:43:34 PM) muds magically all gone
SucrePluie: (8:43:36 PM) this is my o face
SucrePluie: (8:43:37 PM) ahahaha
SucrePluie: (8:43:44 PM) muds gone because of throat hug with hands

daishutian: (8:43:47 PM) ugley tiems
SucrePluie: (8:43:47 PM) DISAPPEAR
SucrePluie: (8:43:55 PM) CURSED US
SucrePluie: (8:43:59 PM) MURDERER IT CALLED US
SucrePluie: (8:44:03 PM) IT CURSED US AND DROVE US AWAY
SucrePluie: (8:44:04 PM) GOLLUM
SucrePluie: (8:44:06 PM) GOLLUM
SucrePluie: (8:44:08 PM) GOLLUM
SucrePluie: (8:44:10 PM) *choking*

daishutian: (8:44:11 PM) AND WE WEPT
daishutian: (8:44:17 PM) OMG FISHY

SucrePluie: (8:44:18 PM) PRECIOUS
SucrePluie: (8:44:20 PM) oh god

daishutian: (8:44:21 PM) OM NOM NOM
SucrePluie: (8:44:22 PM) ewww
SucrePluie: (8:44:30 PM) aaaaaaaaaaugh so gross

daishutian: (8:44:32 PM) SO JUICY SWEET
SucrePluie: (8:44:41 PM) the fish was obviously toxic.
daishutian: (8:44:51 PM) eww, he looks like a bald grinch
SucrePluie: (8:44:59 PM) yeah he does :|
SucrePluie: (8:45:04 PM) he lacks a heart
SucrePluie: (8:45:11 PM) just has a ring in its place
SucrePluie: (8:45:16 PM) aaand cut to present

daishutian: (8:45:24 PM) and then it grew 4 sizes at the end c:
daishutian: (8:45:30 PM) ...no wait, that was lava

Krimzonerol: (8:45:35 PM) *snorts*
daishutian: (8:45:36 PM) HI FRODO
daishutian: (8:45:47 PM) STOP PLAYING WITH THAT THING

Krimzonerol: (8:45:53 PM) HI FRODO YOU'RE FUCKED THROUGH NO DOING OR FAULT OF YOUR OWN
SucrePluie: (8:45:56 PM) BUT IT'S SHINY
SucrePluie: (8:46:02 PM) IT FEELS GOOD TO PLAY WITH IT
daishutian: (8:46:16 PM) BUT YOU NEED TO SLEEP
daishutian: (8:46:25 PM) hahaha they live in a diamond

SucrePluie: (8:46:29 PM) it isn't midday yet
SucrePluie: (8:46:32 PM) ahahah they do

daishutian: (8:46:34 PM) ERUPTION
SucrePluie: (8:46:36 PM) earthquake!
SucrePluie: (8:46:44 PM) Must go! no time!
SucrePluie: (8:46:47 PM) BREAKFAST FIRST

daishutian: (8:47:00 PM) HERE, HAVE SOME MAGIC BREAD
SucrePluie: (8:47:03 PM) AHAHA
SucrePluie: (8:47:07 PM) I was just gonna say the same thing

daishutian: (8:47:09 PM) BUT BUT BUT :|
SucrePluie: (8:47:15 PM) .....I wonder if this is entertaining for anyone else e_e

BiteMyValkyrie: (8:47:31 PM) I am entirely here now. Though I always come around at the awkward times.
SucrePluie: (8:47:32 PM) Sam: *goes anorexic...it's for noble purposes....I swearz*
daishutian: (8:47:37 PM) ...GOING HOME? WHAT'S THAT?
daishutian: (8:47:55 PM) WE'RE WALKING INTO A VOLCANO AND YOU THINK WE'RE GOING HOME?

SucrePluie: (8:47:56 PM) no safe places here~
SucrePluie: (8:47:59 PM) AHAHA

daishutian: (8:48:09 PM) PONY
SucrePluie: (8:48:13 PM) PONIES
SucrePluie: (8:48:19 PM) Stallions~

daishutian: (8:48:20 PM) SHORT PEOPLE
SucrePluie: (8:48:26 PM) and Gimli is just like FML
daishutian: (8:48:26 PM) ...PERSON
daishutian: (8:48:37 PM) NAVID'S DADDY 8D

DuoGirlAK: (8:48:40 PM) You have my axe!
daishutian: (8:48:44 PM) ...GRANDPA IDK?
SucrePluie: (8:48:50 PM) This reminds me of Foxtrot book..... "Orlando Bloom ruined everything."
daishutian: (8:48:54 PM) MOAR SHORT PEOPLE
SucrePluie: (8:48:55 PM) GRANDPA
SucrePluie: (8:48:59 PM) LONGBOTTOM LEAF
SucrePluie: (8:49:11 PM) Merry and Pippin: Gettin' hiiiiiiiiiiiigh

daishutian: (8:49:23 PM) HAHAHA SLACKER LIFESTYLE
SucrePluie: (8:49:27 PM) Dude Merry and Pippin go to Isengard (whitecastle)
daishutian: (8:49:34 PM) WOAH DUDE, I SEE PONIES
SucrePluie: (8:49:35 PM) WELCOME
daishutian: (8:49:40 PM) THIS IS A GREAT TRIP
SucrePluie: (8:49:50 PM) They're just like, "Hey dudes we took care of isengard...let's smoke out!"
SucrePluie: (8:49:58 PM) Merry: *puff, puff*
SucrePluie: (8:50:05 PM) Gimli: Pork wat?

daishutian: (8:50:06 PM) WAIT FOR IT...
daishutian: (8:50:14 PM) GIMLI IN GIANT TREE FORM

SucrePluie: (8:50:26 PM) waaat?
SucrePluie: (8:50:28 PM) Treebeard?

daishutian: (8:50:30 PM) YA
SucrePluie: (8:50:41 PM) oh god Treebeard and a hobbit had Gimli as a flipperbaby
daishutian: (8:50:50 PM) FFFFFF YES
SucrePluie: (8:50:51 PM) Eomer's like wtf?
daishutian: (8:50:59 PM) CHRISTOPHER LEEEEEE
daishutian: (8:51:11 PM) I'M TOO OLD TO LOOK UP AT YOU

SucrePluie: (8:51:12 PM) You know Tolkien gave Christopher Lee permission to play Gandalf?
daishutian: (8:51:22 PM) I think I heard something about that
SucrePluie: (8:51:28 PM) He's the only person who had his permission
SucrePluie: (8:51:36 PM) although I think he makes an awesome saruman

daishutian: (8:51:36 PM) yeah, I believe it
daishutian: (8:51:40 PM) that too

SucrePluie: (8:52:11 PM) Saruman is like whine bitchmoan I'm a sore loser.
daishutian: (8:52:15 PM) STOP BEING A DICK SARUMAN
SucrePluie: (8:52:21 PM) omg such a creeper
daishutian: (8:52:23 PM) LOOK AT MY PRETTY ROCK
SucrePluie: (8:52:32 PM) SHINY
daishutian: (8:52:34 PM) LOOK AT MY BALL
SucrePluie: (8:52:43 PM) I LOST THEOTHER ONE IN THE WAR D:
SucrePluie: (8:52:49 PM) One-ball Saruman
SucrePluie: (8:52:55 PM) he's SO bitter about this

daishutian: (8:52:58 PM) HAHAHAHA
daishutian: (8:53:06 PM) WAIT FOR IT

SucrePluie: (8:53:22 PM) Meanwhile Aragorn is totally like, "These are my pre-Jesus days."
Krimzonerol: (8:53:46 PM) *sporfle*
daishutian: (8:53:56 PM) WOO, WIZARD FIREBALLS
SucrePluie: (8:53:58 PM) Dude I don't remember this at all o_o
daishutian: (8:54:11 PM) me neither, but I've only seen this once
SucrePluie: (8:54:13 PM) ....is this an extended scene or am I totally unobservant
daishutian: (8:54:21 PM) yeah, this is all new
daishutian: (8:54:31 PM) HAY SARUMAN GUESS WHAT?

Krimzonerol: (8:54:45 PM) wat
daishutian: (8:54:52 PM) ...wait for it...
Krimzonerol: (8:54:54 PM) fff
SucrePluie: (8:54:58 PM) *waits*
SucrePluie: (8:55:09 PM) oh....oh.....shiiiiit

daishutian: (8:55:10 PM) awww he hit Grima
SucrePluie: (8:55:13 PM) bitchslapped
daishutian: (8:55:16 PM) o mai
SucrePluie: (8:55:20 PM) That's not how you treat your ho's, Saru
daishutian: (8:55:22 PM) *STABBED*
SucrePluie: (8:55:23 PM) :|
SucrePluie: (8:55:30 PM) STABBITY STAB STAB
SucrePluie: (8:55:36 PM) ARROW'D

daishutian: (8:55:36 PM) WHEEEEEEE
SucrePluie: (8:55:52 PM) HOLY SHIT
daishutian: (8:55:53 PM) I thought he was gonna go *sploooosh*
daishutian: (8:55:55 PM) but no
daishutian: (8:55:56 PM) no

SucrePluie: (8:55:57 PM) ME TOO
daishutian: (8:56:00 PM) he went *thock*
SucrePluie: (8:56:00 PM) fjkds;lajk
SucrePluie: (8:56:03 PM) OW

daishutian: (8:56:10 PM) oh
SucrePluie: (8:56:11 PM) that seriously looked like....it hurt

daishutian: (8:56:13 PM) OH
SucrePluie: (8:56:13 PM) oh my gooood
SucrePluie: (8:56:18 PM) oh geezus

daishutian: (8:56:21 PM) SMOOOOSH
SucrePluie: (8:56:27 PM) that death lacks dignity in SO MANY WAYS
daishutian: (8:56:34 PM) I KNOW
SucrePluie: (8:56:34 PM) Pippin's like "bling wat?"
daishutian: (8:56:37 PM) NO
daishutian: (8:56:42 PM) NO SHINEY BALLS FOR YOU MISTER

SucrePluie: (8:56:43 PM) DON'T DO? IT PIPPIN
daishutian: (8:56:52 PM) STOP TOUCHING SARUMAN'S BALL
SucrePluie: (8:56:55 PM) PIPPIN RESIST THE SARU-BALL
BiteMyValkyrie: (8:56:58 PM) .....
Krimzonerol: (8:57:00 PM) gzdfjklsd
daishutian: (8:57:11 PM) but but but I want to
SucrePluie: (8:57:12 PM) Gandalf: *hoards Saru's ball all for himself* :|
BiteMyValkyrie: (8:57:21 PM) .... It's like LotR pr0n.
daishutian: (8:57:29 PM) c:
SucrePluie: (8:57:42 PM) Meanwhile Eowyn's like, "I'm so badass I don't even need to flaunt it."
SucrePluie: (8:57:50 PM) "I just know."
SucrePluie: (8:58:13 PM) okay so this scene is SO full of slash.

daishutian: (8:58:25 PM) so....we drink til we puke?
daishutian: (8:58:31 PM) :|

SucrePluie: (8:58:35 PM) Legolas/Gimli and Gandalf/Aragorn
daishutian: (8:58:46 PM) heh
SucrePluie: (8:59:05 PM) there's so Gandalf/Aragorn brokebackyness
daishutian: (8:59:07 PM) THANKS FOR THE BOOZE, BYE
SucrePluie: (8:59:10 PM) AHAHAH
daishutian: (8:59:17 PM) *SHUNNED*
SucrePluie: (8:59:23 PM) Y'know that's a marriage ritual in some cultures Aragorn :|
daishutian: (8:59:30 PM) ooooh fail
daishutian: (8:59:42 PM) ...
daishutian: (8:59:50 PM) GIMLI, BEER GOES IN MOUTH NOT NOSE

SucrePluie: (8:59:57 PM) AHAHA
SucrePluie: (8:59:59 PM) not on the beard
SucrePluie: (9:00:03 PM) Legolas is just like "whatev"
SucrePluie: (9:00:08 PM) oh god hairy women D:
SucrePluie: (9:00:13 PM) little hairy women D:

daishutian: (9:00:20 PM) ...
SucrePluie: (9:00:24 PM) it's like tingling in my fingers....I think it's affecting me!

daishutian: (9:00:29 PM) G'NIGHT GIMLI
SucrePluie: (9:00:30 PM) oh my gooood crosseyed passed out
SucrePluie: (9:00:36 PM) GAME OVER

daishutian: (9:00:37 PM) BYE BOOZE
SucrePluie: (9:00:42 PM) OMG DANCING HOBBITSES
daishutian: (9:00:44 PM) HOPE YOU WEREN'T DRINKING THAT
SucrePluie: (9:01:11 PM) BROKEBACK ALERT
SucrePluie: (9:01:20 PM) WE MISS OUR CABIN BOY
SucrePluie: (9:01:29 PM) did you catch those bedroom eyes?

daishutian: (9:01:36 PM) WHAT DOES YOUR HEART TELL YOU?
SucrePluie: (9:01:37 PM) Aragorn is totally drawn in by the big white beard
daishutian: (9:01:48 PM) ...HE SAID YES
SucrePluie: (9:01:49 PM) THAT FRODO'S ALIVE...YES....
SucrePluie: (9:01:56 PM) OT3

daishutian: (9:02:04 PM) KILL THEM BOTH
daishutian: (9:02:05 PM) YES

SucrePluie: (9:02:09 PM) Aragorn/Gandalf/Frodo....
SucrePluie: (9:02:17 PM) oh god this scene is brilliant
SucrePluie: (9:02:46 PM) soooo creepy

daishutian: (9:02:48 PM) AWW SMEAGOL WHY SO D'AWW
SucrePluie: (9:02:52 PM) Gollum/Smeagol
daishutian: (9:02:53 PM) OKAY NOT NOW
SucrePluie: (9:02:55 PM) fjkdlx;a
SucrePluie: (9:03:08 PM) PATIENCE MY LOVE

daishutian: (9:03:10 PM) GET SOME BRACES GOLLUM
daishutian: (9:03:23 PM) UP UP UP LICKETY SPLIT

SucrePluie: (9:03:23 PM) *TTLY TAKING OVER CHAT*
daishutian: (9:03:44 PM) *DANCES A DRUNK HOBBIT DANCE ON CHAT*
SucrePluie: (9:03:55 PM) *YES DRUNK HOBBIT DANCING FOR ALL*
SucrePluie: (9:04:00 PM) not ery nice at all :|

daishutian: (9:04:04 PM) *IS SMALL ENOUGH FOR IT*
SucrePluie: (9:04:09 PM) *IS NOT*
daishutian: (9:04:11 PM) AND TAKE IT FOR MEEEEEEE~
SucrePluie: (9:04:15 PM) MEEEEEEE~
SucrePluie: (9:04:18 PM) FOR US
SucrePluie: (9:04:22 PM) >:|

daishutian: (9:04:24 PM) OH NO
daishutian: (9:04:25 PM) OH NO
daishutian: (9:04:27 PM) IT'S
daishutian: (9:04:28 PM) IT'S
daishutian: (9:04:31 PM) SAAAAAM'

SucrePluie: (9:04:35 PM) SAM!
daishutian: (9:04:43 PM) THROAT HUGS FOR ALL
SucrePluie: (9:04:44 PM) IS SAM GONNA HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH?
SucrePluie: (9:05:02 PM) oh god fat hobbits are obviously evil!
SucrePluie: (9:05:07 PM) ....dude

daishutian: (9:05:09 PM) DON'T MAKE HIM GET THE FRYING PAN
SucrePluie: (9:05:14 PM) I want a bible of Smeagol
daishutian: (9:05:31 PM) WE CANT DO THIS WHILE DEAD EITHER MR FRODO :|
SucrePluie: (9:05:35 PM) AHAHAH
SucrePluie: (9:05:40 PM) TRUST ME
SucrePluie: (9:05:48 PM) OKAY BUT I GET THE BUTTSECKS LATER RIGHT? RIGHT?

daishutian: (9:05:51 PM) GOLLUM SAYS C:<
SucrePluie: (9:05:55 PM) XD
daishutian: (9:06:05 PM) *TWITCH TWITCH*
daishutian: (9:06:06 PM) WANT
daishutian: (9:06:07 PM) TO
daishutian: (9:06:10 PM) TOUCH THE

SucrePluie: (9:06:13 PM) next scene...in which Pippin gets all over Saruman's ball.
daishutian: (9:06:13 PM) BALL
daishutian: (9:06:28 PM) OH HAY GANDALF'S SLEEPING
daishutian: (9:06:31 PM) OH WAIT
daishutian: (9:06:37 PM) THAT'S A WOMAN FFFF
daishutian: (9:06:51 PM) THAT'S INAPROPRIATE ARAGORN
daishutian: (9:07:11 PM) ...YOUR DREAMS ARE WEIRD STOP TOUCHING ME

SucrePluie: (9:07:41 PM) AHAHAH
SucrePluie: (9:07:49 PM) Eowyn: The gentle stalker.

daishutian: (9:08:03 PM) *forcefully removes hand from grip :|*
SucrePluie: (9:08:08 PM) :|
daishutian: (9:08:11 PM) CRYPTIC TIME
daishutian: (9:08:24 PM) TOUCH THE BALL PIPPIN
daishutian: (9:08:48 PM) OH GOD GANDALF AND HIS CREEPY SLEEP

SucrePluie: (9:08:54 PM) BED-GANDALF IS WATCHING YOU TOUCH HIS BALL
daishutian: (9:09:00 PM) ADLKFHA;
daishutian: (9:09:10 PM) BALLS BALLS BALL BALLS
daishutian: (9:09:12 PM) AND TAIWAN

SucrePluie: (9:09:16 PM) AHAHAHAHA
daishutian: (9:09:25 PM) ~*TOUCH*~
SucrePluie: (9:09:28 PM) shit we've totally taken over chat
SucrePluie: (9:09:36 PM) Sauron: FRESH MEAT :9

daishutian: (9:09:36 PM) we totally have
SucrePluie: (9:09:46 PM) Sauron: *mindfucks Pippin*
daishutian: (9:09:52 PM) HIS BALL IS ON FIRE D:
SucrePluie: (9:10:04 PM) Sauron: *enjoys fireplay alright?*
daishutian: (9:10:19 PM) EVERYBODY TOUCH THE BALL 8D
SucrePluie: (9:10:22 PM) AHAHAHA
SucrePluie: (9:10:27 PM) HOT POTATO TIEMS

daishutian: (9:10:28 PM) HOBBIT SHOVING
SucrePluie: (9:10:33 PM) Ahahaha
daishutian: (9:10:35 PM) A NATIONAL PASTTIME
DuoGirlAK: (9:10:51 PM) *Shoves a Hobbit*
daishutian: (9:10:56 PM) GANDALF THE BALL SCARED ME ;_;
SucrePluie: (9:10:59 PM) *shoves a Boromir..at Alex*
daishutian: (9:11:09 PM) BUT BUT BUT HE'S DEAD D:
DuoGirlAK: (9:11:11 PM) *Sneaks away with him and locks the door*
SucrePluie: (9:11:20 PM) *live boromir okay?*
daishutian: (9:11:24 PM) ...
DuoGirlAK: (9:11:26 PM) Sexy.
SucrePluie: (9:11:41 PM) Pippin's totally a mind-rape victim :|
daishutian: (9:11:54 PM) HAHAHA GANDALF THAT RHYMED
DuoGirlAK: (9:11:55 PM) I always wanted to hug the Pippster.
SucrePluie: (9:12:01 PM) yeah
SucrePluie: (9:12:05 PM) Poor Pip
SucrePluie: (9:12:58 PM) Theoden is so pissy

daishutian: (9:13:08 PM) GOD THEODEN SUCH A BITCH
SucrePluie: (9:13:10 PM) "Why should I go to his party when he didn't come to mine? >:|"
daishutian: (9:13:18 PM) HAHAHA
daishutian: (9:13:26 PM) DOGGY 8D

SucrePluie: (9:13:29 PM) doggy?
daishutian: (9:13:43 PM) in the background
SucrePluie: (9:13:44 PM) Pip: *walk of shame*
SucrePluie: (9:13:46 PM) oh

daishutian: (9:14:06 PM) I do not like the walk of shame ;_;
SucrePluie: (9:14:14 PM) Aw hobbits separated D:
SucrePluie: (9:14:18 PM) this always makes me so sad
SucrePluie: (9:14:49 PM) here's some weed...this is gonna get too real for you...I know you're gonna need to get high...you're so damn dependent on this shit...

daishutian: (9:15:11 PM) but but but we'll see each other again right?
SucrePluie: (9:15:13 PM) Time to shove a guard!
daishutian: (9:15:19 PM) ....maybe if you don't die :/
SucrePluie: (9:15:24 PM) ahahaha
SucrePluie: (9:15:33 PM) that's so up beat

SucrePluie: (9:15:41 PM) yeah we'll see each other again...if you don't die first.
daishutian: (9:15:42 PM) ...pippin getting merry out of trouble? really?
SucrePluie: (9:15:57 PM) elves!
daishutian: (9:16:03 PM) I like how there's a break in the fence just for merry
SucrePluie: (9:16:04 PM) HI WE'RE PRETTY PEOPLE....
SucrePluie: (9:16:16 PM) WE WEAR WHITE AND FEAR NO STAINS

daishutian: (9:16:24 PM) WHAT A CHILD?
SucrePluie: (9:16:30 PM) oh look a kidlet
daishutian: (9:16:41 PM) EWW ARAGORN GOT OLD
SucrePluie: (9:16:44 PM) ahahahaahaha
SucrePluie: (9:16:45 PM) yeah

daishutian: (9:16:53 PM) BAD TOUCH
SucrePluie: (9:16:53 PM) nevermind he's from numenor
SucrePluie: (9:16:55 PM) and like
SucrePluie: (9:16:56 PM) 80

daishutian: (9:17:07 PM) STOP MOLESTING THAT CHILD
SucrePluie: (9:17:14 PM) the kid is like
SucrePluie: (9:17:15 PM) srs bsns

daishutian: (9:17:21 PM) Child: *disapproving glare*
SucrePluie: (9:17:24 PM) AHAHA
SucrePluie: (9:17:25 PM) yes
SucrePluie: (9:17:37 PM) WHY DID YOU ABANDON ME MOM? >:|

daishutian: (9:17:46 PM) HEY MOMMY GET THE HELL TO DADDY OR I WON'T EXIST B|
SucrePluie: (9:17:50 PM) ahahaha
daishutian: (9:18:00 PM) THAT WOULD SUCK A WHOLE LOT
SucrePluie: (9:18:04 PM) Arwen: OH ANGST MY DADDY'S A LIAR
daishutian: (9:18:10 PM) yay leaving our clothes on the driveway
SucrePluie: (9:18:17 PM) Arwen: My dress is falling off!
daishutian: (9:18:23 PM) STOP LYING TO ME AGENT SMITH
SucrePluie: (9:18:26 PM) ahahaha
SucrePluie: (9:18:35 PM) Elrond: BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY EYEBROWS

daishutian: (9:18:37 PM) YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH MR ANDERSON
daishutian: (9:18:46 PM) AUSSIE POWERS

Krimzonerol: (9:18:46 PM) lol
SucrePluie: (9:18:57 PM) THE HUMAN RACE IS A DISEASE
SucrePluie: (9:19:09 PM) I DIDN'T WANT HUMANS AND ELVES TO MINGLE KK?

daishutian: (9:19:22 PM) THERE'S NO ONE THERE ARWEN YOU DON'T NEED A MYSTERIOUS BLACK CLOAK
SucrePluie: (9:19:22 PM) HERE LET'S FIX HIS SWORD SO HE'LL TAKE IT INTO BATTLE AND DIE
SucrePluie: (9:19:27 PM) ahahaha

daishutian: (9:19:38 PM) OH MY I FEEL SICK STOP IGNORING ME DADDY
SucrePluie: (9:19:44 PM) ahahaha
SucrePluie: (9:20:00 PM) Arwen: I'm so weak and frail...I can't hold this diary of yours Daddy.....

daishutian: (9:20:00 PM) FFFFFFINE STOP WHINING :|
daishutian: (9:20:32 PM) FFFF I GUESS IF YOU'RE GOING TO DIE THEN I CAN MAKE A PRETTY SWORD

SucrePluie: (9:20:34 PM) SPARKLESWORD
DuoGirlAK: (9:20:43 PM) Like sparkle vampires?
SucrePluie: (9:20:47 PM) yes
daishutian: (9:20:50 PM) EXCEPT STABBY
SucrePluie: (9:20:52 PM) a sparkle sword for a sparklepire
SucrePluie: (9:20:53 PM) oh my god
SucrePluie: (9:20:54 PM) ARagorn
SucrePluie: (9:20:58 PM) is a SPARKLEPIRE
SucrePluie: (9:20:59 PM) :|

daishutian: (9:21:02 PM) AAAAAAAAA
daishutian: (9:21:07 PM) MUSH PONY MUSH

SucrePluie: (9:21:10 PM) that's why he has a jesus crown at the end
daishutian: (9:21:19 PM) CAAAAAKE TOOOOOWN
SucrePluie: (9:21:24 PM) ahahahahah
SucrePluie: (9:21:34 PM) Time for Pippin to be stupid!

daishutian: (9:21:41 PM) do you remember that Minas Tirith cake?
SucrePluie: (9:22:01 PM) Pippin: Your son died betraying us but I feel bad about that sooooo I'm gonna pledge my life to your insanity you old bastard
daishutian: (9:22:04 PM) OUTTA MY WAY, PONY COMING THROUGH
daishutian: (9:22:10 PM) MOVE OR DIE B|

SucrePluie: (9:22:33 PM) the castle is only like, a day away?
SucrePluie: (9:22:37 PM) It takes two days to get to the top

daishutian: (9:22:38 PM) HAHAHA FUNNY HATS OF GONDOR
DuoGirlAK: (9:23:06 PM) Gondor was always my favourite LotR kingdom.
daishutian: (9:23:08 PM) ...Y'KNOW WHAT, JUST DON'T TALK EVER OKAY?
SucrePluie: (9:23:09 PM) :3
SucrePluie: (9:23:12 PM) ahahaha srsly

daishutian: (9:23:16 PM) yeah big castles are fun
SucrePluie: (9:23:31 PM) This is so pretty...black pillars....white marble......
daishutian: (9:23:33 PM) HEY IT'S YE OLDE BUDDY JESUS
daishutian: (9:24:00 PM) HEY IT'S THAT GUY FROM THAT X-FILES/CSI SHOW

SucrePluie: (9:24:05 PM) *lol*
daishutian: (9:24:18 PM) BEANY
SucrePluie: (9:24:23 PM) BEANY
SucrePluie: (9:24:24 PM) IMPALED

daishutian: (9:24:28 PM) SEVERAL TIMES
SucrePluie: (9:24:30 PM) PIPPIN: *LOUDMOUTH*
daishutian: (9:24:40 PM) GANDALF: FFFFFFF
SucrePluie: (9:24:49 PM) STEWARD: *SMIRK*
SucrePluie: (9:25:08 PM) *whack*

daishutian: (9:25:11 PM) THANKS FOR TELLING ME MY SON DIED A PIN CUSHION
SucrePluie: (9:25:15 PM) ahahahahaha
SucrePluie: (9:25:29 PM) dude he's like a little bit in love with his son or something
SucrePluie: (9:25:37 PM) it's the only explanation I have

daishutian: (9:25:45 PM) he was Beany, who wouldn't be a little bit in love with him?
SucrePluie: (9:25:48 PM) yes
SucrePluie: (9:25:49 PM) but

DuoGirlAK: (9:25:49 PM) Yes! Hee. It is John Noble! *Lag*
SucrePluie: (9:25:57 PM) still
daishutian: (9:26:33 PM) HOW DARE YOU TELL ME I'M NOT THE KING EVEN THOUGH IT'S TRUE
SucrePluie: (9:26:39 PM) Pippin: *having second thoughts about this pledge thingy*
SucrePluie: (9:26:54 PM) Pippin: oh shit I pledged to a psycho guy shitshit

daishutian: (9:27:05 PM) GREAT IDEA BUILDING A CITY WITH A LOVELY VIEW OF MORDOR
SucrePluie: (9:27:26 PM) It's like a constant sunset
SucrePluie: (9:27:33 PM) they believe it's like a contrast though
SucrePluie: (9:27:38 PM) mordor makes their cake look pretty

daishutian: (9:27:46 PM) oh god I just realized this thing is nearly 4.5 hours
SucrePluie: (9:27:51 PM) it is?
SucrePluie: (9:27:52 PM) what?

daishutian: (9:27:58 PM) it says it is
SucrePluie: (9:28:01 PM) wait no
SucrePluie: (9:28:04 PM) that can't be right

daishutian: (9:28:33 PM) eh, maybe it's just netflix being stupid
SucrePluie: (9:28:50 PM) 252 minutes
SucrePluie: (9:29:02 PM) .....

daishutian: (9:29:03 PM) oh hay Gandalf just explained how the trolls aren't turning to stone in the sun
SucrePluie: (9:29:05 PM) that can't be right.
SucrePluie: (9:29:09 PM) 4.2 hours
SucrePluie: (9:29:15 PM) that can't be right.
SucrePluie: (9:29:24 PM) I love how like
daishutian: (9:29:27 PM) it's lord of the rings Mari

SucrePluie: (9:29:37 PM) I could care less what's happening to Frodo and Sam and Gollum through this movie.
SucrePluie: (9:29:44 PM) Frodo's being emo
SucrePluie: (9:29:50 PM) and Sam is constantly like FFFFFFFF

daishutian: (9:29:59 PM) you just get so involved in what's happening right now you forget what's happening elsewhere
daishutian: (9:30:16 PM) and then it jumps to them and you're like 'o hay they exist too I forgot c:'

SucrePluie: (9:30:26 PM) ahahaha exactly
SucrePluie: (9:30:39 PM) pretty where they are now though.....

daishutian: (9:30:41 PM) YEAH GO ARAGORN AND LEGSY AND GIMLI
daishutian: (9:30:46 PM) OH HAY IT'S GANDALF AND PIPPIN
daishutian: (9:30:56 PM) OH IT'S.... THOSE TWO...

SucrePluie: (9:31:00 PM) ahahahaha
daishutian: (9:31:05 PM) AND GOLLUM YAY
SucrePluie: (9:31:08 PM) THROAT HUG TIEMS
SucrePluie: (9:31:21 PM) Gandalf: *totally stressed out...time to get high again*
SucrePluie: (9:31:30 PM) Pippin: *Trying to come to terms with his new service ahahahaa*

daishutian: (9:31:41 PM) don't choke gandalf
SucrePluie: (9:31:45 PM) ahahahaha
SucrePluie: (9:31:49 PM) he's totally getting high

daishutian: (9:31:51 PM) he's not very good at this smoking thing is he?
SucrePluie: (9:31:51 PM) oh my goood
SucrePluie: (9:31:54 PM) no he's not
SucrePluie: (9:32:02 PM) meanwhile Pippins' like, an armrest

daishutian: (9:32:22 PM) ah, portable organic armrests
SucrePluie: (9:32:33 PM) that's why they always travel in pairs
SucrePluie: (9:32:36 PM) Frodo and pippin
SucrePluie: (9:32:39 PM) erm
SucrePluie: (9:32:41 PM) frodo and sam
SucrePluie: (9:32:43 PM) pippin and merry

daishutian: (9:32:49 PM) ffffff
SucrePluie: (9:32:57 PM) you've seen the Very Secret Diaries site yes?
daishutian: (9:33:00 PM) OLIPHAANT
daishutian: (9:33:08 PM) ....the who and the waht now?

SucrePluie: (9:33:08 PM) SHIPS
DuoGirlAK: (9:33:09 PM) http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/89832470/11980431
SucrePluie: (9:33:18 PM) http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/ !!!
SucrePluie: (9:33:24 PM) AHAHAHAHAHA
daishutian: (9:33:44 PM) yes, I read this ages ago 8D
SucrePluie: (9:33:47 PM) The Very Secret Diary of Ringwraith No. 5
SucrePluie: (9:33:55 PM) Day 1

Just opened Christmas pressie from Sauron. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty ring!
SucrePluie: (9:34:02 PM) Day 1,000,967

Got box of chocolates as Christmas bonus from Dark Lord, again. As per usual, Sauron ate all the toffees and left the strawberry creams. How I detest this life of vile servitude.

Still disembodied.
SucrePluie: (9:34:08 PM) XD
daishutian: (9:34:36 PM) Suspect Sauron gearing up for something. Walked in on him applying ceremonial sparkly mascara. Suspect he will be v. happy when he has body back and can really dress up again.
SucrePluie: (9:34:54 PM) XD
SucrePluie: (9:35:05 PM) Met she-elf girlfriend of Isildur’s Heir today. Was so busy laughing at concept of Aragorn the Hobbit Fancier having “girlfriend” that inconveniently got washed away in stream.
Horse dead, armor all rusted. Must return to Mordor for oiling.
No, not that kind of oiling.

daishutian: (9:35:10 PM) Will catch up with pretty-boy Hobbit and harem of pint-sized boyfriends in Bree. V. much looking forward to post-slaughter booze-up.

daishutian: (9:35:25 PM) FFFFFF

SucrePluie: (9:35:44 PM) Pippin: Told Boromir I did not feel ready to commit, so he went and got himself shot by Orcs. Honestly. Humans so oversensitive sometimes.
daishutian: (9:36:07 PM)
Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad move.

SucrePluie: (9:36:13 PM) ahahaha yes
daishutian: (9:36:25 PM) Woke up to find Aragorn playing with buttons on my shirt.

He must be after the Ring. Damn its siren call.

Ah well, Sam will kill him if he tries anything.

SucrePluie: (9:36:37 PM) oh god
daishutian: (9:36:48 PM) Gandalf fell into shadow. Was sad to see pointy hat go.
SucrePluie: (9:36:48 PM) Gandalf: *pulling Pippin closer....hobbits just the right height.......*
SucrePluie: (9:37:07 PM) Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good.

Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it.
Still not King.
SucrePluie: (9:37:21 PM) Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes!

daishutian: (9:37:31 PM) XD
daishutian: (9:37:46 PM) New minion arrived. Not best looking bloke I've ever clapped eyes on, but then again, not everyone can be brainless pretty boy with big show-off ponytail like Eomer.
daishutian: (9:38:06 PM) New makeover gone horribly awry. Do not look fresh and youthful, instead resemble albino dwarf after two years pickling in the Dead Marshes.
daishutian: (9:38:27 PM) Eomer so spoiled. "I want a party. I want a pony." Have banished him from Rohan for whining.
daishutian: (9:38:34 PM) Theoden, wry so cool?

SucrePluie: (9:38:53 PM) In attempt to cheer up Fellowship, Legolas took off all his clothes and performed scenes from Silmarillion: The Musical. Everyone still morose. Legolas ponced off to have 3,000-year-old elf prince sulk.
daishutian: (9:38:54 PM) hahahaha, Sam will kill you if you try anything Gollum
SucrePluie: (9:39:15 PM) Gollum...such a creeper
daishutian: (9:39:27 PM) Attacked by Orcs. Aragorn "No Skillz 2 Pay Da Billz" Son of Arathorn fell over cliff, thus avoiding sticking around for battle. So much for Hero King of Men.
SucrePluie: (9:39:36 PM) oh my goooo
SucrePluie: (9:39:37 PM) god
SucrePluie: (9:39:38 PM) jfdkls;a

daishutian: (9:39:59 PM) Nap disturbed by return of Aragorn, who is not so dead after all. Apparently, absolutely ridiculous number of Orcs headed this way. Morale of men not improved by Aragorn's craven attempts to sneak away through side door. Have misdirected him to wine cellar three times now. If I am not getting away from this, neither is he. Is all his fault anyway.
SucrePluie: (9:40:01 PM) Bumped into Gandalf who is all sparkly white now. Asked him, "Who do you have to blow to get last bottle of bleach in Middle Earth anyway?" Gandalf said, "The Balrog." So not worth it.
daishutian: (9:40:12 PM) fFFFFFFF
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